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EXTRA! EXTRA! Lesbians Can Be Pretty Too!!!

January 27th, 2006 (03:21 pm)

below is a conversation my friend had with his co-worker today (whom i have met):
*note: Jennifer is J's girlfriend, whom i DO NOT have the hots for.
 
B: "That's a nice jacket you're wearing.  It looks like a . . . Skateboarder thing"
J: "Thank you, it was a Christmas Present"
B: "From who"
J: "My friend Kellie"
B: "Oh, I could see her buying that sort of thing.  Wait a minute she buys you clothes?"
J: "Yes, she was very concerned about my appearance when she moved here.  She's been working to improve it ever since."
B: "Shouldn't other people be worrying about that?  Shouldn't that be Jennifer's job?"
J: "Well she didn't, she just sort of let me go"
B: "I would have had a conniption!"
J: (giggling) "yes well maybe that's why I'm with her and not you"
B: "Yeah, I would have a conniption if some other woman was . . . "
J: "Oh I see what you mean.  I thought you meant if your man dressed badly. . . . uhm, well, Kellie likes girls"
B: "Really?  She doesn't look like it"
J: awkward look "Yeah"
B: "So that's why she likes Jennifer"
J: " . . . Well I knew her first"
B: "Are you sure?  When did she tell you?
J: "Years ago"
B: "Because she's a really pretty girl"

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the eye of god

January 27th, 2006 (09:55 am)
sleepy

current mood: sleepy
current song: humming of the office fan

i saw this picture yesterday and thought, "where did the other eye go? is god winking at us?"


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Quote of the Day

February 4th, 2005 (06:29 pm)
amused

current mood: amused
current song: ani difranco - sorry i am

every friday, my french teacher, Ray shares with us random stories and says the oddest things. in the first class our first converstion went something like this:

Ray: where were you born?
K: i was born in Hong Kong
Ray: oh, so you're Japanese!

*note* you must imagine a french man with a strong accent and fiery hand gestures.

today's quotes:

Ray: "a man who wears earrings is not a man."

Ray: "i cannot turn gay."

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I Wish I Never Saw The Sunshine ...

February 3rd, 2005 (11:32 pm)
calm

current mood: calm

Baby, do you know what you did today?
Baby, do you know what you took away?
You took the blue out of the sky.
My whole life changed when you said good bye.
And I keep crying. crying.

I wish I never saw the sunshine.
I wish I never saw the sunshine and if I never saw the sunshine,
then maybe i wouldn't mind the rain.
There wouldn't be this pain.

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